If Niall gets a tattoo of a barcode, does that...
sultanzayn: liampahyne: as a sex slave.
iamahugslut: OH HEY I’M JUST PLAYIN TENNIS Y’KNOW HOW IT IS
Me: Liam is the most adorable person you will ever meet.
My dad: He is the most adorable person you'll NEVER meet.
My dad: Why are you crying.
“incorrect email or password” which one you horrid cunt
neither: Ask a 14 year old girl what they want for a dream boyfriend and they’ll describe an 18 year old homosexual
holykindergarten: things the tumblr app is good for: draining my battery things the tumblr app is not good for: tumblr
openlyawesome: sweet-bitsy: reblogging this...
heyfunniest: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs THIS BLOG. THIS!
teacher: c'mon guys! you did this in 3rd grade!
student: i don't even remember what i had for dinner last night you fucking whore
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
vogue-beauty: first 10 1 double promotion. mbf me, reblogs only. kgo
So Harold and Liam are on tumblr...well...I feel...
5homoswith5millionmofos: Let’s start with Harry :) Now onto Liam :) Here’s Zayn :) Louis :) and last, but not least…our special snowflake :) There are many more…but I figured it would look a tad...
pregnat4: WHAT IF SOMEONES NAME WAS GURT THEN I COULD BE LIKE “YO GURT”
tunnnelsnakesrule: zombieinmybutt: tunnnelsnakesrule: jesscats: josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson So tell me, When did you graduate from Killjoke University? 2004 i was valedictorian
So we know you have measured your penis before....