mydarlingblue: my-linhtran: mydarlingblue: i really need to stop calling one direction “my niggas” ^ I’m sorry alexis. If I can’t be black, you can’t either. I still love you though
Me: Can i have your babies?
Me: Can i have your autograph?
Coldplay: Oh, it sounded like something else..
Me: What did you think i said?
Coldplay: Can you have my babies.
Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
Coldplay: But i wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.
mydarlingblue: i really need to stop calling one direction “my niggas” ^ I’m sorry alexis. If I can’t be black, you can’t either.
brink182: Turns out 2007 isn’t 3 years ago anymore and it’s increased to 5 ^LOL That cannot be true. Ugh, it is. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US TIME!! *le cry*
cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough
Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to...
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Dorothy: Oh, Ma, I'm making dinner— what would you like to eat?
Sophia: A nice, big T-bone steak, corn on the cob, and pecan pie for dessert... Now ask me what I can chew!
Dorothy: I'll start soaking the corn flakes now.
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